PART 1: You know you're a Twitter addict when...
PART 1: You know you're a Twitter addict when...
- Twit Happens
- You're constantly tying to improve your twex life.
- Each morning, your Tweet before your first cup of coffee.
- You vote hourly in the Twitter "Shorty Awards" (for yourself :-)
- You're convinced that Samuel Clemens was addicted to Twitter and it influenced him changing his name to Mark Twain.
- When your cat had twelve kittens, you told everyone she had a "twitter."
- You spend up to 140 minutes a day reading the dictionary... almost totally in the "tw" word area.
- You've considered (more than once) naming your kids, Tweedledee and Tweedledum.
- You're on the verge of publishing a new math book called, "Twime Numbers" where you prove that the numbers two, twelve and twenty can't be divided by 140 without causing twouble.
- You're working on a looney undercover plot to save Tweety bird from the clutches of Sylvester the cat.
- You've socially bookmarked this page:
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/tweet
and go there often to click the audio pronunciation button. - Your idea of a fantastic evening is watching your Twitter timeline update in high definition while eating a frozen TweeVee diner.
- You've studied The Twits by by Roald Dahl and found great Twitter insight.
- Your idea of monetizing Twitter does not exclude blackmailing tactics
