PART 2: You know you're a Twitter addict when...
PART 2: You know you're a Twitter addict when...
- Your favorite breakfast is Corned beef hashtags and eggs.
- You've petitioned ICANN to create a Top Level Domain (TLD) consisting of ONE LETTER (.t) specifically for saving space on Twitter posts.
- Even though your neighbors have complained, you insist your newly painted Turquoise house brings character to the neighborhood.
- When really mad, you sometimes call people names like twitface, twithead, son of a twit or twailer park twash.
- You're confident that Barack Obama will create a cabinet level position; Secretary of Twitter (and you're in the running).
- You don't sleep anymore, instead you catch Twitter-naps of about 140 seconds so you don't miss any updates.
- In an attempt to shrink your Twitter posts even smaller, you've asked your Pharmacist if they carry "Preparation T."
- Your next home MUST HAVE a Tweetdeck overlooking a bird sanctuary.
- Your next car must get 140 MPG.
- In the tradition of AA you've started your community's first TT meeting (Twitterholics Twanonymous)
- Once after a long Twitter maintenance outage, you contacted the hospital emergency room to see if they could give you your Twitter feed intravenously.
- When your neighbor called you a bird brain, you actually thought it was a compliment.
